1. No smoking in the clubhouse.
2. All food and drink money to be shared with the president.
3. Everyone must salute the president and call him 'sir'.
4. Good music only on the club stereo.
5. The club 'secret handshake' shall be a Frank Spencer impression and the exchanging of black jack chews.
6. Booga rules o.k.
Your President, Booga x